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Joke of the Day

"Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."

"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."

"A cow made a joke but it was too cheesy"

"My father always taught me that in adultery there are no winners but participation is more important than winning"

"No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e."

"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"[waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey! ""What'll it be?"" [out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan"

"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"

"How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans? No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here? If not i will happily remove it."