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Joke of the Day
"Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."
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"What do strippers and Hillary Clinton have in common? They rely too much on polls"
"French Army That's it. That's the joke."
"CHEF ETHAN IS IN THE HOUSE *YEEEEAAHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY*"
"What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico? A senor citizen."
"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day... Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince."
"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."
"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."
"I own a very profitable bakery I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough"
"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."