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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what the next iPhone looks like... But what I can tell you, its going to be a big 6S"
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"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."
"What's the diffrence between Math and Emos? Math problems actually exist"
"Man plus woman Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"Have you heard the joke about the pencil? It's not really worth it, it doesn't have a point."
"Why is the mailman bad at sex? His package cums too quickly"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."
"do you know? Did you know It takes the average American male approximately 4 minutes to have an orgasm. Do you know how long it takes the average woman? Who fucking cares."
"Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow."
"What do you call a terrorist video store? Blockbuster"