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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"

"Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"All I got for Christmas was a sweater, I would've preferred a moaner or a biter."

"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."

"Too bad the dinosaurs didn't have a Bruce Willisaurus to fly into space and blow that asteroid up."

"What do you get when you cross a Jew? Christianity."

"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."

"What is the best part about raping a midget? Their arms are too short to hold you back."

"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste... ...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa."