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Joke of the Day
"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."
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"A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and then his wife didn't speak to him for 6 months. It was part of the deal"
"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"
"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."
"HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?"
"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"
"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"
"TIFU by... Getting needled by a dirty prick."
"So, putting a ""caution wet floor"" sign down before delivering my best pick up line is frowned upon...."
"""No, I didn't forget your gift"" *digs in purse ""Got you this hairspr..I need that. Got you this keyring"" *removes keys"