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Joke of the Day

"HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?"

"All who believe in Telekinesis.... All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand."

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"Sonny snake is asking his father snake: *Dad, are we venomous?!* ""No son, we're not venomous snakes, why do you ask?"" *Because I just bit my tongue!*"

"Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls? Because it takes them so much longer to say ""Kaaa-WIT!"""

"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"

"Why is the computer so aggressive? It bytes"

"yes lassie? ""bark"" Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad ""bark"" smart"

"My mother's maiden name is Password"

"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."