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Joke of the Day
"Her: I like how you did your hair today. Me: OMG thank you, I passed out in my closet last night."
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"My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant."
"A stitch in time... Would confuse Einstein"
"What doesn't kill you, tries again."
"Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence."
"My ex-girlfriend often told me to stop being so competitive. Like I was ever going to let her come first."
"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par 4 Sikhs"
"in 2001 i was in a coma dying from meningitis and someone played ""in the end"" by linkin park and i woke up to tell them to turn it off"
"Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth? And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?"
"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"