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Joke of the Day

"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going through a divorce. Mickeys lawyer says "" you can't get a divorce because your wife is a little crazy."" To which Mickey replies ""no I said she's Fucking Goofy!"""

"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"

"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."

"What did Obama say to Trump at the White House? Change"

"Sperm 1: ""Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?"" Sperm 2: ""A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."""

"What do crack addicts sing while caroling? All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!"

"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."

"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."