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Joke of the Day

"What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe? You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs."

"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"

"I hate dating black girls, I always need to explain that it wasn't me who gave them those black eyes..."

"I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay."

"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"

"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"

"Why do the jews have such big noses? because air is free"

"Which came first, chicken or the egg? Neither. I came first."

"Kanye West ruined his chances of having sex with Taylor Swift this weekend... TIDAL and his album release have proven he's premature."

"My wife came into my room at the ER and started unplugging stuff and flipping switches until she realized that I had just sprained my ankle."