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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"

"Did you see that? That's the third time she came over here. I think she likes me. ""This is Applebee's and she is our waitress"""

"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle."

"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"Women are a lot like heroin. At first you're like, ""Oh geez, this is fun"" then eventually you die."

"Am I going to Rio? No. I'd avoid it like the plague."

"Unable to stop their phones and washing machines from exploding, Samsung announced today they're changing their name to the ACME Corp."

"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."

"Paid love costs less."

"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"