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Joke of the Day

"""No, I didn't forget your gift"" *digs in purse ""Got you this hairspr..I need that. Got you this keyring"" *removes keys"

"I was in my coworkers office, and he said ""Hey buddy... (VERSION 3.0) FUCK YOU LOL MADE U LOOK DUMBASS."

"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""

"How long do chickens work ? Around the cluck !"

"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."

"Donald Trump truly made history... Winning an argument against a woman."

"The best part of being old for the holidays? Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation."

"What's the quickest way to clean semen off a poodle? Seriously. I need to know because my mother-in-law is due back home in about 20 minutes."

"They just discovered a terrorist cell in Rome... this summer we might have Italian Isis."

"What type of pants does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim...denimdenimdenim..."