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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by... Getting needled by a dirty prick."

"Q: What did the ghost say on December 25th? A: Scary Christmas!"

"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face (There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)"

"Anyone watch story on the news about the corduroy pillows? It's making all the headlines."

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."

"Gay Bartender What did the gay bartender say to his new customer? ""Want me to help push in your stool?"""

"Women: When it comes to doggie style...men are behind you 100%"

"Whats the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and her husband....... Her husband flies in a bullet whereas bullets fly in to her.... too soon?"

"How do you tell if your roommate is gay? If his dick tastes like shit."