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Joke of the Day
"What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!"
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"Why does Trump want to build a great wall? China has one and they don't have many Mexicans"
"Home alone... Time to teach the neighbors what good music sounds like!"
"A boy walked into class 20 minutes late and really high. My teacher asked him why he was so late and he said, ""I don't know, I think there were more stairs than usual."""
"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."
"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."
"There was a man who said... ... ""I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late."""
"Feel free to use the ""or less"" feature of your 140 characters."
"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."
"I was asked to be an Elvis impersonator for a kid's birthday party. I showed up drunk, shot the TV, then died on the toilet."