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Joke of the Day
"[senses date is losing interest in me] ""my uncle was the guy who did the rap in Red Red Wine"""
Next Joke
"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"
"Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe."
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
"You know why I drink apple juice? Because OJ will kill you"
"Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'"
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"
"What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!"
"Most action figures are surprisingly inactive."
"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"