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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"
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"""Jesus loves you"" ... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison."
"Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the judge you ""work in mysterious ways"" and see how far it gets you."
"What did the one suicide bomber say to the other.... Baby you're a firework."
"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""
"I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley. I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome."
"Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In"
"Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill was too high."
"A joke Chris Rock should have used at the Oscars The Oscars.... where the carpets are red and the candidates are white."