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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"
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"I was reading earlier about a dwarf who got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? ""Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"""
"What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman? A Lickalottapus"
"Romantic comedies are just horror movies where people only die on the inside. Also, my wife doesn't let me pick movies for date night."
"Cannibal Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his friend In the forest?"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken!"
"Here's a FedEx joke. Actually, you'll get it tomorrow."
"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"
"There's a disturbing movie about an evil German lunatic who creates an ass-to-mouth chain of people who digest each other's shit. You know, that documentary about the Trump campaign."