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Joke of the Day
"Abortion is an out of body experience for fetuses"
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"You all like dinosaurs...right? What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? ***A thesaurus***"
"A coworker just asked if I had any ""mouth water"" and I am thoroughly confused by this"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"Captain America: ok Avengers, we can defeat Ultron if we work as a team. Remember, no man is an island Island Man: oh come on not this again"
"Where do you hide if you kill a black man? Behind a badge."
"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."
"I watched the bonus features on a porn movie today. It just showed a woman crying in the shower, washing all the cum out of her hair."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."
"My superpower is making red lights turn green simply by trying to write a tweet."