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Joke of the Day
"You know why I drink apple juice? Because OJ will kill you"
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"How does a gay male take off his condom? He farts."
"A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day... After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him."
"Anyone can be an American unless you're Mexican."
"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."
"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
"Do you know what they say about guys who have big feet? They say ""Do you know what they say about guys who have big feet?"""
"He said we needed to talk so I screamed 'Who are you & what are you doing in my house?' Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad"
"What comes after the third car? The ford car."
"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."