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Joke of the Day

"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"

"Someone keeps downvoting my racist jokes. It's like a ton of black people suddenly got laptops or something."

"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... ....15 years old and mixed up with coke."

"What's the best things about Anti-Jokes? They have a large following!"

"Relationships should come with an icon that shows you how much time you have left like your phone's battery."

"[after my murder] COP: Can u think why anyone would want to kill him? WIFE: Christ yes *starts Power Point presentation* Make yourself comfy"

"Are hamburgers male? Yes because they're boygers not girlgers!"

"What's the hardest part about keeping a 12 year old girl in your basement? Finding a new one next year."

"A well timed ""Have a good day!"" can be a great substitute for ""Fuck you!"" in almost every situation."