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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!"

"What happens when you drive an expensive German luxury car into a tree Your Mercedes Bends"

"What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Was Hitler's favorite number 8? NEIN NEIN NEIN!"

"Two deer hunters walk into a bar. The third one, ducks."

"What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."

"Kids: Always remember to brush your drugs and don't do teeth."

"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."

"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."

"Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight."