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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids? Yeah, they're kinda pointless now."

"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."

"For all the English lovers... The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean? scubGodivas."

"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."

"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."

"Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed."

"Two guys see a dog licking his balls... The first guy says ""Man, I wish I could do that!"" The second guy replies, ""Maybe you should try petting him first"""

"How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? You don't, they're already spotted!"