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Joke of the Day
"Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed."
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"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."
"Another off color limerick A sperm, alack and forsooth Was at it's moment of sexual truth It had hoped to fall On the womb's spongy wall But was dashed to it's death on a tooth!"
"Most of life is waiting for whatever you're at to be over."
"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"
"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."
"""I could probz bench press, like, five of you""-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met"
"(UK) Did you hear about the new brand of shampoo for pikeys? Go 'n' Wash"
"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"
"I wouldn't give my brother up for anyone else... Because human trafficking is illegal."