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Joke of the Day

"Two guys see a dog licking his balls... The first guy says ""Man, I wish I could do that!"" The second guy replies, ""Maybe you should try petting him first"""

"I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind."

"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"

"WITCH (using her broom for just sweeping): did we give up our dreams? WIZARD (using his pointy hat as a piping bag for cupcake icing): yes"

"A black kid asks his father"

"What do you call a horny square? Erectangle"

"A sentence and depression What does a ""sentence"" and ""two months of depression hoping that you didn't get your girlfriend pregnant have in common""? They both end in periods"

"going to the doctors Doctor: You have hepatitis B Patient: Damn, what kind of hepatitis, though?"

"I'd tell you a joke about my dick... But it's way too long."

"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."