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Joke of the Day

"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"

"I love the compliments my boss gives like ""wow you're on time today"" and ""great job ignoring dress code again""."

"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"

"The other day, my friend told me I didn't know what ""irony"" meant... Which was ironic, because I didn't."

"Why are conspiracy theorists always fat? They believe the proof is in the pudding."

"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!"

"The great Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women For Chuck Norris, that's a Tuesday."