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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."
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"There is no 'I' in 'Denial'"
"Here's a joke. Women's rights"
"A Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"He's as sharp as a bowling ball."
"When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand."
"[maybe NSFW] How can you tell that a porn star works at your local gas station? Right before he's done filling the tank he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the trunk of your car."
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"
"An orchestra concert is no place for a child. Sometimes there's intense violins"
"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it."