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Joke of the Day
"It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way."
Next Joke
"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? ALLAAAAAAHVER the place!"
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"Just a hipster joke passing by... Why did the hipster burn his hand? Because he touched the heater before it was cool."
"ME: Billions of bacteria live on and inside my body INTERVIEWER: I meant tell me about yourself job-wise"
"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."
"My neighbour finally confronted me about clothes missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants."
"My wife and I decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring one."
"My dad is so cheap. He scolded me for running home behind the bus once, and saving the *fare. He said I should have run behind a taxi, and saved a lot more."