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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"What do you call a gay guy paralyzed from the neck down? A Tomato (because he's both a fruit AND a vegetable)"
"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."
"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."
"Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish."
"[at ATM] Would I like to check my balance? Okay sure. *presses button* *robot leg shoots out and sweeps mine* 'Your balance is: awful'"
"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."
"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""
"So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana ."