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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."

"1 out of 5 dentists just likes being a dick."

"I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake."

"What do watermelons and Khloe Kardashian's vagina have in common? They're both pink in the middle and full of black seeds"

"There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning."

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"Teacher: You can do anything you set your mind to [I try to sneak outta class but somehow mess up the pull door twice] Except maybe that guy"

"knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?"

"Even scarier than seeing a shark fin in the water is seeing a lion mane, because you know the chase isn't over once you reach land."

"My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan"