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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot a cheetah in the wild? You don't, they're already spotted!"
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"Cop cars aren't very intimidating. Add a crazy plow covered in blood, an anarchy symbol and spinning saw blades and I'll stop in a heartbeat"
"I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu."
"A man walked into a bar and took a girl home. What drink did he have at home? A bloody Mary."
"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots."
"What do Pimps and Santa have in common? They stay with 3 ho's"
"What do you call a group of black cartographers? Niggas with Latitude."
"A bridge killed my family... We're arch enemies now."
"Jihad balloons are my favorite They blow themselves up"
"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."