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Joke of the Day
"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"
Next Joke
"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"
"What do you mean by being loud? quiet the opposite."
"I told my kids I've never done drugs or been with anyone other than their father and the idiots totally bought it."
"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."
"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."
"Q: Was Jesus delicious?"
"What kind of drugs do ducks take? The snort quack."
"What did the gay man say to his cheating boyfriend? I see you already have your shit packed, now get out."