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Joke of the Day
"For all the English lovers... The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
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"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"
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"What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry? You're going to have to be a little patient."
"My friend just joined a reggae band playing the triangle, he says it's easy... All he has to do is stand at the back 'n' ting."
"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five."
"What did Antonin Scalia's pathologist write in his autopsy report? Cause of death: Hippy-energy induced heart attack. Time of death: finally."