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Joke of the Day

"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Why go to college? There's Google."

"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"

"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."

"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay."

"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"Any day now Trump and Pence are going to pull off their masks and reveal that they're Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons"

"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"