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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Buddhism and porn? Buddha teaches not to fill a hole in yourself with material possesions."

"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."

"Say what you want about my sex life... I'm not having it."

"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."

"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""

"If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready."

"China lands on the moon! Salvages antique U.S. flag"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Genocide."

"What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits"

"It's just an alarm clock Really, it is. http://imgur.com/tdZrIAB"