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Joke of the Day

"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"

"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"

"What's a German's favorite fruit? An Auto-Bahnana"

"Seal walks into a..... Club (old, I know but one of my favourites)"

"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."

"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."

"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"

"My wife broke her SatNav and wants $150 for a new one. She can get lost."

"Two fishes are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."