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Joke of the Day

"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"

"If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose."

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called Trycoxagain."

"Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!"

"Just got a peek at Santa's naughty list! Amazingly, it's almost identical to my friends list. Can't believe some of the things you people have done!"

"A criminal burgles into a dormitory... He yells at one of the students: ""I'm looking for money!"" The student calmly replies: ""What a coincidence, I am too!"""

"Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them? Because they're the ideal gas."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? wiped."

"Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we."

"Black Super Mario *Jumps on mushroom* *Throws fireball at turtle* *Slides down sewer pipe* *Arrested for assault, arson, and trespass*"