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Joke of the Day

"Guess what! Some blacks don't like whites, some whites don't like blacks! And nobody likes Mexicans! Big deal! Who cares!"

"Probably drank too much coffee this morning. Probably drank too much. Probably too much coffee. Drank too much. Coffee. Probably."

"Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree? ""I'm just here so I don't get find."""

"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."

"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"Why aren't the Italians afraid of the biscuit? Because it ain't nothing butter biscuit!!!"

"May I buy half a rabbit? No we don't split hares!"

"What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Remarry"

"*releases helium-filled heart balloon* Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird"