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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Just observed a dwarf making a complaint at customer service. He said ""I'm not happy"" I leaned in and asked ""Then which one are you?"""

"New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson"

"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"

"How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar? Both enjoy cracking open a cold one."

"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"

"Charlie Brown decided to wear transparent pants one day... ...and when Lucy saw him she said ""I always thought you were a blockhead, Charlie Brown, but now I can plainly see your nuts."""

"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."

"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."

"My friend took a whole bottle of chill pills and chilled himself"