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Joke of the Day
"I hope Jessica Biel names her first child Batmo."
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"Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot."
"if the plan is ""eat pancakes now figure out life later"" then yes everything is going according to plan"
"I was trying to have sex with my wife on Thanksgiving But she was too busy making dinner, Turkey shot down my jet"
"Wow she actually noticed me! Time to pick a different tree."
"Man, Lord of the Rings has all kinds of people! White men, white elves, white dwarves, white trees, Gandalf the white, all the kinds!"
"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."
"Finally got a phone at my desk. In related news, thanks to me, 56 random people are running to catch their refrigerators."
"I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman"
"(Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes? (A)..... The Interpreter."