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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar every time a girl hit on me... I would still be poor"

"They say the average male has sex 89 times per year. Though, I heard that result was just because one guy had sex 17.7 billion times in the year the data was collected."

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"What has four legs and can fly? Two Birds!"

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"

"pregnancy tests should just read ""pregnant"" or ""nope just fat"""

"In America, you support the government In Soviet Russia, the government supports you!"

"Did you hear about the million dollar Dutch lottery? If you win, you get a dollar a year ... for a million years."