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Joke of the Day

"Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay? He had served his sentence."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"The Art of Camouflage by Ruff Buttsex."

"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"

"Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself."

"True story My dad ate whale in Japan but it wasn't on porpoise."

"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."

"What's black and rhymes with 'snoop' Dr. Dre"

"I called my friend in North Korea and asked how he was. He said he couldn't complain."

"Where did Jewish Rats go during the Holocaust? Mousechwitz"