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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and can fly? Two Birds!"
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"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"I'm writing a book on procrastination I'm only on page 1 sadly"
"If Billy Joel wrote ""We Didn't Start the Fire"" today, it would be 2 hours."
"Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?"
"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"
"You've got to let me meet your dentist, black people."
"What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time? An asymptoad."
"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."