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Joke of the Day

"They say the average male has sex 89 times per year. Though, I heard that result was just because one guy had sex 17.7 billion times in the year the data was collected."

"Are people who write ""prolly"" rather than ""probably"" just lazy, completely illiterate, or do they actually think that's a word?"

"Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas"

"Where did the cow go? It mooved."

"I'll say it again: It's no fair that black people get the entire month of February, while fat people only get a Tuesday."

"What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R? A rho-man"

"This one needs your full participation! Say it out loud. Say the word ""silk"" 3 times Now, what do cows drink?"

"My phone died doing what it loves: dying."

"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""

"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."