194812
Joke of the Day
"In America, you support the government In Soviet Russia, the government supports you!"
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"""Sorry, but I can't sell you cigarettes. It hasn't been 18 revolutions around the sun since you descended from your mother's vagina."""
"I bet Nutritionist-Dieticians instagram the food pyramid a lot"
"What do you call it when a girl named ""Sandy"" Punches someone? Sandy hook."
"We all wear masks. I'm about to trade in my 'polite coworker' mask for my 'dude you don't want to meet in a dark alley' mask In 3...2...1"
"I'm like Helen of Troy. Not in the sense of being breathtakingly beautiful, but in the sense of pissing people off and starting wars"
"If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well."
"What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss? He couldn't read his opponent's moves."
"I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak"
"What did the Nazi interrogater say to the clock that would only tick? ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""