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Joke of the Day
"In America, you support the government In Soviet Russia, the government supports you!"
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"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."
"What do magistrates have with their water? Just ice."
"""I'm really good in bed"" -Ice cream"
"linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?"
"In the street today, an unattractive woman asked for my number, so I gave her a fake. Still feel a bit guilty, as I'd just totaled her car."
"What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen? Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out..."
"What's the best part of two lesbians marrying? Two cooks in the house."
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"
"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."