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Joke of the Day

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

"I want to get a dog and name it Syndrome. So that every time he gets on my couch, I can yell ""DOWN SYNDROME"""

"You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life... You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life! Sorry but times have changed and I have python now...!"

"Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race? Because they're not garbage collectors."

"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"

"why wasn't jesus born in mexico? couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin..."

"I didn't go through four years of grad school for this! (I didn't go to grad school.)"

"5-year-old: Why is there a baseball bat under your bed? Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball?"

"A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this? A joke?"""

"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"