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Joke of the Day
"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."
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"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."
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"If that's his reaction to spinach, Popeye should never try cocaine."
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"How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it."
"Bruce Willis found dead.... ....bored with acting"