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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"
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"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."
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"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."
"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""
"Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste."
"What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag? Finding shoes to go with it."
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"hey baby. ever been with a man who uses the basket instead of a grocery cart. Im basically bicep curling these chickpeas haha its easy to me"
"What did the 3 holes in the ground say? Well, well, well"