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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"Life tip: If you're curious if you've gotten fat, have a kid draw your picture."

"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."

"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"

"I lost my teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day Just as her husband got home"

"Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew"

"Is the officer from the McKinney police video... Applying for the role of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3? That recovery off the tuck and roll was impeccable."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"What move does the karate kid practice the most? He wax off everyday"

"A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food truck... ... And says ""make me one with everything""."