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Joke of the Day

"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"

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"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."
"I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters"
"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"
"The Suicide Bomber Teacher said to his student... ""Come here and listen closely, I'm only gonna show you this once""..."
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""
"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."
"she left me for good. what am i suposed to do now? ""...there ar plenty of fish in the sea"" OK DUDE FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GONA DATE A FISH"