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Joke of the Day
"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"
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"Why is PTSD like riding a bike? You never forget"
"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"
"Cop: So, I'm writing a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Me: You're going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk."
"What do you call a Mexican melon? A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability."
"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"
"If men had periods our commercials would be awesome..."
"I told my old classmate at our 10-year reunion that I'm a writer. ""Oh yeah?"" he asks. ""Have you sold anything yet?"" I said, ""Sure. My house, my car, and all my stuff."""
"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"
"What do whiteblood cells and Trump have in common? They hate foreigners."