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Joke of the Day

"4 out of 5 dentists agree: kill a lion."

"What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles"

"When I was 15, the headmaster called me into his office and informed me that he had decided to make me Head Boy.I was really chuffed for about 10 seconds, then he started to unzip his trousers"

"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."

"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."

"In university I was going to join the Debate Team, but someone talked me out of it."

"[phone call] Prank caller: Hi, I'd like to speak to Agood Boi Receptionist: who's Agood Boi? Prank caller: lol *tail goes nuts*"

"Missed connection: I was a 15 year old boy, you were 1984 Madonna."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and if they don't work give me a ring!"

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"