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Joke of the Day
"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""
Next Joke
"Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight... ""Hey, are you two from Scotland?"" I asked. ""It's WALES you fucking idiot,"" one yelled. I apologized, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"""
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today That's six years in a row now"
"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"
"What's the capital of Zimbabwe? Hyper-inflated."
"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"
"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"
"Why was the prostitute so good at her job? It was in her whoremoans."
"Unless: -The house is on fire -The cops are about to kick down the door -Or you're ordering food Do NOT talk to me while I'm on the toilet"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"