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Joke of the Day
"To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."
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"My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw ""Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"""
"My friend died from eating too much waterfowl I thought he had lived a good, happy life He told me that he was full of Egrets"
"What do bees who are allergic to honey get? Hives."
"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."
"Tragic: In the world every 60 seconds... ...One minute passes."
"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."
"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""
"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""
"In Canada, we don't count by Mississippi's, we count by Saskatchewan's."