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Joke of the Day

"The Suicide Bomber Teacher said to his student... ""Come here and listen closely, I'm only gonna show you this once""..."

"a busboy falls into a bottomless salad. hank holds back the new guy ""don't bother tryin to save him; he's gone.."" the screams slowly fade"

"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."

"I once hung out with Dwyane Johnson and Danny Trejo... ...and I was literally stucked between the Rock and a hard face. ^^"

"What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key"

"What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say? As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat."

"Who's the nicest guy at the hospital? The ultrasound guy"

"I got lost in a closet as a child... When I came out, my parents, although supportive, really weren't that happy."

"Damn I hate this time of year I just get so damn Claustrophobic"

"What's the difference between people who voted for Trump, and those that didn't? On average, about $30,000 in student debt."