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Joke of the Day
"What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus"
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"What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks"
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"
"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station , and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"How do trees browse the internet? They log in."
"Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have.. sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow."
"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."
"The more time passes since the movie ""Fight Club"" was released... ...the better we all are at following the first two rules of Fight Club."
"[first date] HER: i'm really into guys- ME (eager to impress her): me too"